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"What’s the worst that I could say? things are better if I stay, so long and goodnight…"

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makochantachibanana:

theblogofeternalstench:

I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

you’ve made the right choice

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nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

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stvpidhoe:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY STOP

stvpidhoe:

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY STOP

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stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

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jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

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what-the-hecky-heck:

I can hear it

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Simon + rainbow colours

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